|Wednesday, December 8th, 2010|
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve Peris punching,
Eleven sick men coming,
Ten puzzles puzzing,
Nine f******s s****ting,
Eight gay men hopping,
Kim Basinger having fun in 5 1/2 weeks...
Four Mickey waffles,
Three hackers peeing,
Two pooping butts,
And a Luke Fields in a Haunted Mansion.
|Thursday, July 15th, 2010|
|Wednesday, June 9th, 2010|
|Friday, June 4th, 2010|
you've got competition, peri
Description: Death Camas, a.k.a. Elisa Palermo, liked dead things from a young age which distressed her parents greatly. Often they would find dead and decaying animals in her room or the cellar which, when asked, she claimed she found and was studying. Needing fresh corpses for her collection lead to her studying about poisons from around the world and becoming quite an expert in the manufacture and use through experimentation on animals. Then she discovered a grimoire detailing necromantic rituals which she began performing on the animal corpses until the day a young, deeply religious man came across her in the woods practicing. When he assaulted her she used some of the poisons on her to defend herself and the animals to kill him. She then performed her first necromantic ritual on a human. Not long after she was discovered by agents of M.A.G.I. and arrested and sent to the Zig. She has escaped with the help of Arachnos, whom she works with because she likes Ghost Widow, and is continuing with her obsession...
|Tuesday, May 25th, 2010|
[Friends] Rainy Rose: hello hello beedogs i called you don't read a thing
[Friends] Rainy Rose: you are not paying attention to the chat i seey seey
[Friends] Rainy Rose: why why why are you gone i see you're afk
[Friends] Rainy Rose: i guess i shouldn't talk to you you must be busy
[Friends] Belefonte: kfsdkfsd sory
[Friends] Rainy Rose: you must be busy
[Friends] Rainy Rose: you oh
[Friends] Rainy Rose: hi nikki
|Tuesday, April 6th, 2010|
Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!)
1) You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
everyone except beedogs
2) You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
a flea, a harmless, little flea
3) What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
i'll put that flea in a box, and then i'll put that box inside of another box, and then i'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, hahaha, i'll smash it with a hammer!
4) You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.
a mansion made out of hot naked dudes
5) Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
one made out of hot naked dudes
6) You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on and around it?
hot naked dudes
7) You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
the kind you put on so your balls don't get hurt
8) What do you do with the cup?
throw it away cause i'm not gay
9) You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
10) How will you cross the water?
|Sunday, February 14th, 2010|
|Tuesday, January 19th, 2010|
This Is Beedogs
|Thursday, December 17th, 2009|
james cullen says:
but yeah simon and theodore totally bond over alvin being a fucking intolerable asshole
and then they yiff
tara swan says:
|Wednesday, November 18th, 2009|
\ˈwən hən-drəd gā\adj.
Referring to magnitude of something or someone's gayness. e.g. 100 gay meaning "very gay".
"Gay" could be replaced with nearly anythingCommon variants
|Wednesday, October 7th, 2009|
the official rules of deebogs
1. No bee-incest.
This does not include Cat & sexy women, if the aformentioned sexy women are Beedogs.
2. Always share your pain.
The internet can be a cruel mistress.
3. If the chance arises, never turn down a Bee-con or mini Bee-con, unless you f'real cannot come.
|Saturday, September 5th, 2009|
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|Sunday, June 28th, 2009|
penance 4 niky say seinfelde
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Created on 2008-04-03
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|Saturday, January 31st, 2009|
VERY SCARY STORY
i am trying so hard to resist reading creepypastanikkithabee:
because if i donikkithabee:
i will freak outnikkithabee:
for the rest of the nightnikkithabee:
esp because i'm home alone tonighttarastarok:
don't look behind younikkithabee:
i will write some creepy pasta for you nikkitoastybat:
once upon a time there was a girl named nikki and she lived in a house in st. louis. it was a p. good house and she lived there with some dogys and her mom and she slept in a bed just like you or me!toastybat:
one time niky started to here a woof and she thought "oh it is just the dogs" she said but she wasn't sure because she was just home alone and her mom was not coming home today so she decided to not even care haha.toastybat:
but then she heard the wofo again but it was definitely not a dog it even sounding like a person going wooooof and she was like "where is that woofing come form holy shity rusty goy homy" toastybat:
and but it wasn't even rusty she knew this because she knows what rusty voice sounds likeand it was not "woof woof" so she went to the kitchen to check on the kitchentoastybat:
on her way there she met her dog and said "dog, if you are woofing you better stop" so the dog said "okay nikki" all three.toastybat:
so she went to the kitchen but it was too dark so she had to turn on the lights.toastybat:
so she turned on the lights and there was a man in the kitchen eating out of a can of food and nikki said "hey" and the guy turned AROUND AND IT WAS LUKE FIELDSNIG BOOGA BOOGA BOOGAtoastybat:
p.s. please read every first word of my paragraphs for a super scary surprisetarastarok:
once one but and on so so!!!!!!!tarastarok:
what did you think of my cerepy pasga